kirktv blog Episode copy season three show number 2
-- kirk tv episode 2 of the third season
kirk tv -- ur psychic medicine -- for shamans witches - and everyone -- dont ever say nobody loves you cuz iam kirk tv and i love you --
kirk tv
every monday night 11-30pm
ch 57
and just remember--when you dont know what to say -- say
everyone is here for a reason....
angelina - call me !!
happy rosha-shanna ! to all
e me for anything anytime -- kirktv @ gmail.com
runways from the fashions houses of ny and paris -- are the models too skinny?
spain -- banned for to thin...and many called the models --- "skeletons with wigs..."
models were weighed and some were given immediate medical treatment--?
what is that ???
40 percent of all woman in a survey said they way you look is the most important thing in life...whoose fault is this ?
gay guyz? woman who buy the magazines -- ?
its barbies fault....the entire sum total of the beauty neurosies of the world
- can be traced back to barbie -- perfect hair -- perfect boobs waistline
pefect house -- car -- you ever see barbie down at welfare ? or the OTB ?
no ya dont -- shes so beautiful...perfect boyfriend...perfect friends and then its still all about her...the townhouse the clothes...no mom and dad lots of money -- new clothes every week -- i hate her!
kill barbie --
kirk there yelling in tokoyo - london - paris -- soho -- bangkok and even the OC...
go to your window right now and scream i hate barbie!!!!
TV minute:
its official -- they no longer manufacture VHS video tapes --
lost fans -- chk out disc 7 - "lost connections" -- six degrees -interactive
kirk tv brain teaser -- did mrs howell of gilligans island have a first name ??
why do all the guys on lost have the same beard growth every episode ??
they cancelled "huff" bad --
movie quote of the week -- "I'am not a whore -- I'am a dancer...."
show girls
strangers with candy
noblett and jellyneck - whoose on top?
dont gain the world and lose ur soul --
bob marley
re-think everything --
roses are red -- voilets are blue -- ok no there: not violets are violet
- its just that nothing rymmes wih violets...ok
whats the moral of the story?
remember -- nothing rymms with dirty sanchez....either
roses are red -- my balls are blue -- i really wanna stick my...
in you....
and speaking of tom cruise---
tom cruise -- you go acting like that and
nobody is gonna respect the cock anymore bro - ok? kirk tv advice to tom--
kirk tv -- i dont believe it ny minute -- seen in midtown -- @ the amish market --
the guy tries to get a refund on his aluminum foil --
bikes on the sidewalk -- so help me god if i ever commit homocide it will be because i got hurt from some no account loser riding a bike on the sidewalk at 4pm
kirk tv is ur psychic medicine
stay sober surround yourself with angels
tell the truth and shame the devil
and watch kirk tv every week - mondays 11-30pm ch 57
and ur life will get better --
i promise...
next week on kirk tv -- everybody gets a CAR!!!!!
and remember whether your dreams be gay or hetero i hope they all come true...until next time -- next week will the world end dec 21 -- 2012???
breal out those credits cards man just in case---
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kirks dreamblog @ blogger.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in ur gay dreams bro --
tonights episode ---- psychic animals -- animals are important -
cows farting -- ozone - cows are mad
everythings connected...
psychic cats --
the chipmonk at my window --
the crows after my father's death --
two books about animals -- kinda obscure...
not so perfect --
look - allright - iam just an average guy - trying to make his way -- ok?
I came to the city - full of hopes and dreams -- all right -- thats gone -
i came here thinking all i had to do was swing my dick around a few times and they d all be watching...yeah news flash ok?
there was like 15 people waiting in line just to cut it off man --
yeah -- big city boy now --
"big dreams -- oh yeah -- big penthouse - in the sky- big city - big...
iam so perfect - hot shit gay boy dreams-- gonna have this and that and the perfect lover-wife-bank account life - perfect everything jus lookin goood all the time time--- DREAMS...
YEAH DIDNT HAPPEN--
ALL right -- i got drunk a few times -- got into a relationship -- got eaten alive bro -- my agent says iam a loser -- i got a law and order -- a few under fives...it dont mean shit...
I'am 35 - begging for crumbs... what kind of pizza do you want ?
lets see what kind of beer do we have ?
I'll go check -
no man its all going down...and i used to think it was the city -
it's not the city man -- it's not the president...
ya know what it is ?
the E channel...those fuckers-- every after noon -
hollywood's hottest bodies...
hollywood's richest people....these hollywood countdown shows...
the 100 most beautiful people...
ok ya know what? -- i dont care how i look - i just dont care anymore-
there i said it - i dont even care how i feel anymore...
process your feelings...get the perfect job, suck off my agent just right -- stay on top of it all...have a relationship-- go down on me just right---
I CANT DO IT!
i cant - i dont think anybody can --
iam watching these programs getting all sucked in...oh brad and angelina, jen and ben, nick and jessica...everything is so pretty...and pretty soon iam weighting like 90 pounds overweight from bong hits and dominos...watching all these shows...
oh yeah there lives are so perfect --
I'M TIRED...man -- any body elese out there tired??
i can't sleep - i got hemmorhoids, clamydia, bags under my eyes..
and my rent is late....
No
ya know theres nobody that can keep up with it all...no-one...
except maybe -- ah lesbians...
yeah i think lesbians are the choosen ones man --
look at angelina -- she's a goddess...
shes the only one...god i love her....
its fucked up man -- she probably put on a strap on and told brad to bend over -- shes awesome....
there theres my rant ok man ?
I'am outta here...
al right I'am leaving - right after i do this shot.....
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