kirktv blog - Episode Copy Season three Show 9

KIRK TV  - season three show 9

this ur psychic medicine --

kirk tv - every monday night ch 57 11-30pm 

dontcha wish ur girl friend was hot like me --

tell me what you dont like about yourself --

ur weekly psychic medicine cumming at you one hundred million miles an hour -- and ah yeah trying to get it all in -- wink wink if ya know what i mean...

iam the the person your mother warned you about...this show is for URBAN MYSTICS -- shamen -- baby shamen - ALIens -- UFO CHASERS - TOTALLY STONED OR COMPLETLY sober - - pagans -- wicca and space brothers - she-male witches - free thinkers -- spiritually curious -- totally hetero -- or absolutley queer - addicts and saints all love kirk tv -

we want u to be in the kirk tv family 

! iam manhattans  head Tv witch -- coming at you live -- right now - right here -- sending you love and surrounding you with angels---

IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE WHAT I HAVE SEEN -- you probanly would have driven off a clifff a long time ago - but dont don't jump off just yet when you can watch kirkLIVE EVERY WEEK OR DVR ME !! 

DID U HEAR ABOUT THE KIRK TV SMOKING A BOWL GAME ?

 iam here to give you some love - you never have to be alone again ---and dont ever say that nobody loves you cuz iam kirk tv and i love u -- 

go to my space and friend me @ seanbateman9 

and swimm in the big pool of light - go to absolute caviar .com

shakti !!

ok - week three of the mohawk -- eriks barbershop --watchin in queens?

 my barber was all like trying to touch the soul patch -- iam like all NOOOO -- he wanted to touch it -- man -- IAM ALL LIKE NO BRO -- 

a few letters this week - a few comlpiments one said that i look like a handsome colton ford -- ok and another that they didnt know george clooney had a my space my space -- clooenys ok - right Ill take it --

 THIS WEEK:

the dems -- the gay guyz are all like whhooo ere gonna get married!!!

the artists are all whuuhu -- were gonna get funded---

and the reps are all like oh no - now were gonna hav to pay taxess-- shit -

thats right baby this kirk tv -- 

just consider once that the good guys arent always wearing white --

>>>>when our politicians take the oath of office they place there hand on the bible and promise to uphold the constitution -- they dont place their hands on the constitution and swear to uphold the bible -- just a thought -

try to remmebr that social-cultural change takes place over hundreds of years -- just file that and do your part -- ok got it ?

which means stop absorbing other peoples hatred and violence -- 

in the form of wahtever -- if someonee is a hater its there problem -- not yours -- and just b/c a hater says something about you -- your a fag or blah blah blha doesnt make it true or the truth -- 

living comfortably in a constant state of internal paradox...

its not easy bros...sometimes i think life is a joke that god plays on you -- 

its like heres a body - get into it - its full of pain and joy - go for the ride !!

 row row rrow ur boat gently down the stream -- life is a dream and an illusion and iam trying to wake everybody up and  i need ur help---

and heres a lil pull out you can use when ever somebody hurts you - you can say: well maybe you had my ass - but you never had me --

so there ya go --

the kirk tv ny minute :

- the oatmeal story:>>>

scratchy tags -- 

My space -- the crack of the inter--net and the herion to the arm...

vitual pets ? the virtual fishtank story --- all the fish died -- i was all crying and everything oh no wamsee just died -- 

star wars marathon: prnicess leia goes to hans solo: i love u and he goes -

-"i know..."

master yoda to luke skywalker: "youd better hope you look this good when ur over 900 yeas old..."

whats ur relatiohsip to your body ?? ponder that -- 

>>another quick line for you -::look man its not that iam so smart -- its just that theyre such idiots

spirits that share our lives with us - they can see and feel and hear everything we do -- as above --- so below 

some people are different and they wanna be like everybody else

some people are like everybody else and they wanna be different 

your younger and you wanna get older -- then you get older and you wanna be younger -- ?? the people with curly hair want straight hair -

the the people with straight hair want curly hair -- 

what are ya gonna do ?

anybody know how to spell - ahha -- ?? gmail.com

 dont forget >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>love kills the demon -- it always has and  it always will 

over heard on the subway --- iam not concieted - you just wish u were me --

or better yet iam not conceited -- iam just aware of my power-- 

every body deserves to be treated equally --

back satan -- satan get back nooooo-- 

when a person gets sick -- what not to do 

YOU CANNOT THINK UR WAY out of your FEELINGS.. you hav to feel them -- if u want addiction in a nutshell -- the addict is trying to medicate a pain  - a psychic wound that - there in denial of -- in the first place --- drugs and alcohol kill pain -- and we are in denial of our pain but its still there -- 

 and  guess what after all  the drinking and drugs guess whats waiting for you in detox ?? pain realness and feelings -- if u doubt what iam saying then ask any addict in recovery - and dont you want to see whats behind  the -- your addiction ?? >>>>>>>

the more they attack the more powerful i become - hehehhee

ok lets move on...file it and take what you like and leave the rest --

if theres one thing ive learned from almost dying three times giv the love and just as important - take the love -- ok 

and one more thing: if somebodies giving you love :: then TAKE IT !!!!!

settiing you free tonight from ur psychic bondage-- 

INTERNAL  vrs EXTERNAL - 

ok man you can change your hair-do -- do do 

you can change your outfit -- and you can change ur shoes -- but guess what its not gonna change the inside or fix it inside -- - right baby -- 

tell daddy where it hurts ??? who hurt you ? was it mommy or daddy ?

>>>>>>>cash and prizes ? going for the gold ?? well just -remember in the end the only thing you take back to heaven is ur memories -- so make sure you make some good ones ok?

lets talk about it -- pretty on the outside --- toxic on the inside ???

hot on the outside? -- cold on the inside ??

weve all done it right ?? 

marrying a person be/cuz the externals look good but thats like buying a car with a nice paint job but a cracked block -- they may be great in the sack but cant discuss the con-ed bill 

ok - its not a lecture -- iAM TRYING TO HELP YOU -- man 

- ur looking for something called an emtional IQ ok?>>>>>>>>>>>

iam saving half of manhattan from getting a divorce three years from now -- ok ?

-- the whole experience here boils down to our relationships -- 

boycott ur credits cards -->>>>>>>>> jan 15

>>>paid off my dentist --- a good feeling -- 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the kirk tv cougar saying hey -- hey - he cuddles but he also bites 

and when hes in a good mood he licks and paws...cougar kisses - 

comment -- suggestions ? comment suggestions??

what is the gooch ?

trying to "fix" yourself...by getting all involved in another person... doesn't work -- if it does then come back and tell me about it --

 if your looking for mr or ms perfect they dont exist -- 

everyones got two files inside them -- one thats marked assets and one marked liabitlies or one marked hotness and one marked dark and cold and another marked: 

total  insanity -- and sometimes you dont get to that file for years but dont be shocked b/c we all hav it --

 iam telling the truth and shaming the devil -- but is it the gay devil or the hetero devil iam not saying --

MODERN MEDICINE -  treats the symptoms but does not have the capcity to understand the entire being and the future doctors are going to have to say --" HEY whats going on with you right now ? emotionally - and spiritually ?"

>>>the basic "tech" of western medicine has to merge with eastern and new age ideals -- mind viruses not withstanding -- point of fact theres simply just the idea out there that dis-ease is going to get you no matter what -- and if thats your belief then youll create toward that instead of simply enjoying your health -- 

REMEMBER THAT :: misery causes just as many dis-eases as viruses do - 

affirmations for heath  and well being --- find one -- get one --

you can say things like god is healing me - iam surround by love or angels or even theres a miracle where ever i need it -- 

whole foods -- revolution -- 

finding a "healed person"

THIS IS KIRK TV SIGNING OFF SURROUNDING YOU WITH ANGELS FOR ANOTHER WEEK UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN RIGHT HERE CH 57 11-30PM

ON CABLE OR ONLINE -- SEE MY SPACE MY SPACE FOR DETAILS -- E ME AT KIRK TV @ GMAIL WITH QUSTIONS - COMMENTS OR SUGGGESTIONS OR NAKED PICS -- 

HERE CUMS THE GROOVEY MUSIC AND MORE SHAKTI --

my father dedicated his life to accumlating wealth --

then when he got sick he could afford the best health care of western meidcine but the most exspensive doctors are only that>>>> 

 the most exspensive that doesnt mean they are the best healers - many times it just means that the guy - the doc has got a house in the hamptoms and three Mercedes and has to charge alot to pay for it all -

and doesnt really give a shit whether your healed or dead or not --

sad to say -- he just wants his money --

WHEN  you try to treat an internal problem with an external solution it usually doesnt work -- 

WHEN  a person manifest DIS-EASE...

MORE OFTEN  people simply need to hear that they are VALUED or LOVED  or have a RIGHT to be here --and then they can heal themselves because they want to stay -- here in the material realm - they unblock their energy so HEALTH  can be restored...

everything is a TEMPORARY even dis-ease...

PEOPLE - 

can get trapped in a mental -emotional sand pit -<>> and dont know who to talk to or ask so they basically shut down and shut off -- 

peace 

next week -- consider - the vanishing point of :

CONSTANTLY paying more and MORE for LESS and LESS...

EVENTUALLY  those two points will reach a breaking point -- a VANISHING point -- and thats called -  "BREAKDOWN..."

A CRASH -- A FAILURE...

SOON  yull just be PAYING alot -- 4 everything AND getting NOTHING -- 

comments anyone --?

its true - this insane "greed" is killing people...ah duh...

unchecked greed is sucking the "life" and creativity out of manhattan....

anyone ?

a BREIF word about $$$

WHEN excessive DEBT - exceeds ACTUAL "REAL FUNDS" or "HARD CASH"

it's called BANKRUPTCY -- 

 to heckler -- listen to me bro 

i know who you are and what you are -- calling me like some kind of coward -- all phobic and butch during the day and at night ur the first one in the alley on his knees taking the cock - isn' that right baby ??

dont fuc with me man -- 

I OWN U !!!n ok enuf said 

if ur looking for the usual 

"boobs and beer and buy things and get a dis-ease and die" vomit they braoadcast on the air waves then this show is not for you --- :)> ok and 

if your on the ""anyone that wears a suit is "deified" and anyone whoose poor is "demonized" track""

 --- then go back to your junk food and aspertame -sugar coated diet and take your (HAPPY) pills -- and stay in your DENIAL --  and got BACK TO sleep...

THE TRICKSTER -- The Shaman -- clown - T he most powerful healer to the tribe....and the most ancient.....

read on....

kirk tv tonight -- scary Clowns....

april 22 - 07

 

The Trickster is an archetype, an aggregate of abstract properties or characteristics, one which can be found in cultures worldwide.  The first use of this term to denote a certain fundamental type was probably in an article by Daniel Brinton in an 1885 paper "The Chief God of the Algonkians, in his character as a cheat and a liar" (17).  The trickster is represented by various mythological beings in different cultures: the Greek Hermes, Loki of the Norse, Coyote of the American Indian, Eshu-Elegba in West Africa, and the Indonesian Kanjil are a few examples.  The literature on such figures highlights certain qualities which are shared by many Trickster figures.  Not all of these qualities display all of these qualities, but Jungian thought holds that as more properties of the archetype align, the archetype will get stronger and more will tend to manifest.

By analyzing one of the more well-known Trickster figures, Hermes, many of these traits become more obvious.  Firstly, he is a skillful liar and a thief.  Hermes is associated with boundaries.(18)  Hermes literally means "he of the stone heap"; in Greece, stone heaps are used to mark property boundaries.  He is a messenger god, traveling Olympus, Earth, and the Underworld- or, in psychoanalytic terms, from the higher mind of intellect and ideas, the ego, and the collective unconscious mind.  Hermes is sometimes seen in the role of psychopomp, accompanying souls to the realm of death.  (19,20)

He seems to stand in between his tow more recognizable half-brothers, Apollo- representing order and structure- and Dionysus’s ecstatic, orgiastic excess.  Greek mythology portrays Hermes as serving in the capacity of midwife at the birth of Dionysus, and being given the power of prophecy by Apollo, the ability to interpret signs.  He is associated with divination, luck, coincidence, and synchronicity (19, 20).  Finally, Hermes is also known for his sexual trickery and unrestrained sexuality (18, 21).

The fundamental qualities which emerge from the cross-cultural literature on Trickster figures include:

    -practicing of Deception- deceit is one of the most integral aspects;

    - they tend to be unrestrained and uninhibited sexually;

    -they are disruptive and destabilizing to society, tending to break taboos;

    -they have anti-structural personalities- they are marginal figures living on the boundaries of society, solitary, usually bachelors

    -they practice magic, perform occult rites or have some type of contact with supernatural beings.

Tricksters tend to govern transition, introduce paradoxes and blur boundaries.  Hansen is right to point out and emphasize the relationship of clowns to the trickster archetype.  The Hindu clown figure Viduska, a character found frequently in Sanskrit drama, exemplifies many of these tendencies toward anti-structure and role inversion.  The Natyasatra describes Viduska as coming from the highest caste, but speaks in the language of the lowest, Prakrit.  His clothing and behavior are similarly backward, irrational and uninhibited (22).  Through inverted speech, illogical actions, mimicry of spirits and animals, and ludicrous acrobatic stunts, clowns perform functions attributed to Tricksters in mythology, blurring boundaries, toying with social and sexual rules, and mixing the obscene with the sacred.

We have seen how in many traditional cultures, such as among the various American Indian groups, clowning has significant associations and ties to supernatural and paranormal elements, and to the archetype of the trickster, aspects of which, as George Hansen demonstrates in his book on the subject, manifest repeatedly in a wide range of Paranormal areas, from mediums to UFOs to laboratory-based PSI research

But while these notions are widespread in other cultures, the average American is not privy to such information.  So why does this association still exist in popular culture?  What bridge of events might exist between this ancient conception and the unconscious impulses of our own modern, largely secular and materialistic society?

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It should be noted that: In addition to the above -- the Arche-type of the "Clown-Shaman" is the most powerful and potent Shaman...there is:

bringing healing to a "Tribe" that is sick....that needs "Medicine..."

for more see: 

http://www.angelfire.com/realm/bodhisattva/trickster.html

        The Trickster is an older, deeper archetype than the hero, warrior, or king. In that the Trickster carries with it a pejorative in connotation, I like to emphasize not just the Trickster, but the Shaman/Trickster...the Shaman being much more positive. So I link the two together. And certainly you can see that the Shaman/Trickster appears in the cave paintings of the Early European Tribes, about 18,000 about years ago. Warriors don't appear until about 9,000 years ago. Kings appeared even later. It appears historically that the Shaman/Trickster came a lot earlier, perhaps even before the cave painters appeared. The Shaman/Trickster is closely tied to hunting, and hunting and gathering were the origin of human society, maybe 50,000 years ago. The warrior and the king are possible only after the development of cities.

        From an interview with Allan Chinen