kirktv blog Episode copy Season Three Show Eight

kirk tv  love and hate --

season three show 8 --

good evening manhattan -- witches and shamen --- unwanted and unloved - stoners - 12 steppers -- tweakers and believers -- wiccas and spacebrothers this is kirk tv -- I'am on FIRE...

nice voice --caarol brady 

BAD voice -- darth sidihis --THATS RIGHT    >>>young anikin YOU ARE THE DARK SIDE --!!!

the bad voice attacks me -- dont eat - dont leave the house -- dont shower 

and the 

GOOD VOICE  is all like - oh kirk your the best son ever!! -- a beautiful psychic WITCH  thank god you didnt become some loser stock broker or even worse some lousy scummy lawyer -- ewww

thank god -- your a starving artist !! way to go ! 

WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A BARTENDER ANYAY ? we love you just the way you are -- we dont care if your confused sexually -- heres your Tv dinner and your favorite chair --

ok man howz my SOUL PATCH DOING - you can touch the kirk tv soul patch for good luck --

releationships ? ok heres a kirk tv tip --

the more perfect they look on the outside the more fucked up they are on the inside -- trust me on this --

tina fey -- help me --

vote on tues -

shout outs to dominik my space bro -- 

hey big d and horny 4 gay guyz is watching via interntet stream in florida 

CALL ME -- in just 7 days i can make you a man -- 

lets do the time warp!! again !

be like water -- mantra for the week

water is the most powerful element -

it can:

move mountains 

rust and dissolve metal

it can cleanse and keep you young -

it can destroy an entire city in a few hours -- 

it can giv you electrcity to light up vegas 

and speaking of -- just remember the kirk tv show is like vegas what ever happens on the kirk tv show stays on the kirk tv show cuz its a secret ok between just you and me -- right here I'am your private dancer -- wink wink 

iam bi -- i try to buy it all the time so -- 

dont waste you rtime calling me all askin me -- like ur so 1978 aiight you know its not cool to be all like iam str8t or iam gay --!

the KIRK TV COUGAR!!! shout to moses hes like 15 dolla - iam like no ten dolla - hes like ten -- iam like no 5 -- 

shhh -

dont tell -

I'am gonna breifly mention that iam under deep experiemnetaion by an unnamed gov - under ground top secret -

agency more secret that AREA 51 

there paying me to under go all these experiements -- b/c i short out lightbulbs and tvs and toasters where i go --

dude iam like rocket man so there trying to figure out how to harness my special psychic powers --

more on this next week so tune in --

I know u are but what am i??

ok man the bag people see me on the street and they always come up to me like iam jesus or the savior or something --- what is that ??

>>>>>tonights show topic love and hate -- 

freakycristian homo hater preacher gets snagged wit his gay pants down bro 

oopppss!

hadden preacher - didnt smoke the meth with my boyfriend -- dont forget to hate the fags sermons -- giv me some money or ur going to hell...smoke -- smokee ill be on the bottom for a change ok man -- oops got caught -- 

republican mantra --

if ur accused admit nothing 

if you get caught admit a little -- the rep diatribe goes like that -- ya gottta be  fast here man -- 

tell me what you dont like about yourself...

the --- "it actually happened"

 portion of the show -- e me and tell me -

hecklers page:

boring--- whuteva...

gay ? and i thought i was a gemmini ---

>>>dude ur so 1987 --

gay dogs...

heres the cool thing about doing kirk tv i never really know whoose bedromm I'am in....i could be in ur bedroom right now -- wink wink ----

telemarketers from hell -- ok man we jus wanna talk to you about blah blah blah -- ok man we jus wanna take ur time and burn the precious minutes of ur life away -- we jus wanna talk to you and steal ur soul ! ok man dont ever call me 

here again -- 

-- quit ur job now !!!

how to tell if ur dogs gay -- 

first date -- white shorts -- sparky - 

can i walk ur dog later -- ?

no that was a joke a horrible joke man --

everything was clean i jus get out of the shower - going on a date everything was perfumed -- sparky -- cmon sparky lick balls -- what are these people teaching their dogs ?? 

brad and angelina  --  and jenniffer

>>>>the strap on 

ok man heres all u need to know about love -- if ur meant to be together then theres nothing that can keep you apart --

 

love like its never going to hurt --

and if your not meant to be together then nothing can keep you that way 

can you love and hate the same person at the same time ?

is it all the same lover just didfferent bodies ??

banishing  pain, fear, dis-ease and doubt

ya man its only fear -- ive tried to commit suicide in  everyway possible -- i wanted out and  tried to get out -- i was near death three times and it didnt happen  so here iam your stuck with me -- and iam stuck with me -- 

i used to be like you man -- ok --its all gonna be ok --

at this late

 hour -- 

no one should be in the closet about anything -- some things are personal so iam going to discuss certain things at a public level on the air but in my personal life iam out about everything -- read my blog -- i'am out and in your life or atleast to your self you should be  clean about ho you are and what your doing --

the denial thing is over by about ten years - thats what this time is about -- just being yourself -- being authentic -- risking and  find  the people who support you == and love you -- and you can do the same for them ---that will cause a world wide change..i promise -- 

sending you love and dont ever say that nobody loves you b/c iam kirk tv ...

my space -- my blog is red hot hot -- chk it out -- 300 hits in five days - if you like it on the dark side then run dont walk to chk it out -- my space/seanbateman9

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jesus - look a like contest -- iamjesusyourlord@gmail.com

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