kirktv Blog - Episode Copy - Your Owm Private Idaho
kirk tv september 06
ur own private idaho -- here we go !!!!
dont wanna fold the clothes?
dont wanna do the dishes ?
dont wanna make the bed ?
well what do ya wanna do ??
I WANNA WATCH KIRK TV - MAN !
ITS AWESOME -
every MONDAY NIGHT 11-30PM CHANNEL 57
wanna E ME ? kirktv@gmail.com
ok!
here we go --
kirk tv coming at ya -- every monday 11-30 pm ch 57
ur TV hot spot for mysticism - sanity - sobriety - shamanism -- healing and love --
shakti -- muggels and witches --
life comes down to a few precious moments and the time i spend here with you is precious indeed...
and just remember ladies and gentlemen --
the bigger the homophobe---
the more they want it up the ass...
ok --
get out your inner child -- your plastic jesus -- and your meth pipe --
were gonna do some inner child exercises tonight ---
snakes on a plane!!!! which reminds me of the time i took viagra at the ESPN zone bro ! awsome!!!!
viagra samples at the ESPN zone -- go figure -- fuck yeah!
america whats its all about ?
ass and caffiene bro --
kirk tv words of wisdom...
your only truly free when your fear is gone --
peace will come when you know what you need to know --
some people say: I want somebody to love me -- but the evolved person will say I have love to give...
ok stop punishing yourself -- and move on...
summer movie reviews: kirk tv top picks
superman
V for vendetta
lady in the water
snakes on a plane !!
devil wears prada -- of course the mother of all fags is an uptight OCD bitch in a fur coat --
any questions?
miami vice - didnt see it - didnt care ? i d-loaded the colin ferrall sex tape or free
film review -- "little miss sunshine"
true beauty comes from being authentic --
sure fire signs of armageddon --
FHM magazine - better than a porn flick
rush limbaugh in rehab
no gay sex club in manhattan -- ??
plastic surgery addicts --- your lips are bigger than your waistline -- stop allready
you get mail addressed to "yur boobs"
its horrifying == please stop
wrap it up-----
question of the day >>>>>
are you evolved enough to accept love ??
thats your question bros --
as soon as you can get there then your about done or ready for heaven...
so think about that -- and in the meantime --
you can just have a good time watching the world blo itself up over nothing that really matters --
types of co-workers
the relaitionship person
the cat person
the mogul -- investor
the body concious
the --- "my life is perfect and yours is not" person
the total sex addict
the total space cadet
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films with witches
harry potter
the witches of eastwick
the witches with angelica houston
bewitched
charmed
sabrina the tennage witch
the wizard of oz -- the most famous witch in all the world
macbeth
practical magic
hocus pocus
tales of the city -- kinda -
willy wonka -
websites
The Witches Way - All are Welcome Here
witches --
good witch or bad witch ??
ponder the differences between magic and witchcraft
magic has been exclusively male -- and most witches are known to be female...
the dysfucntional family
The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator
hecklers list
hey respect the cock --
ur own private IDAHO --? or what -- whats going on there ? ya better have it chked out before its too late --iam just trying to help you man...
dude iam surrounded by love and your never gonna change that...
look in the mirror and say that tonight when your jerking off and I promise your gonna know the truth...
if you cant say something nice -- then ah -- fuck off !
dude -- you forgot to take ur pill -- ill be home later ok man ?
FIRE IN THE HOLE !!
oompah --loompah -- dont make me sing the oompah loompah song ok bro cuz something bad always happens to people when they sign a song about them -- ok augustus...
ok heres an impression:
ok man -- well that sounds like a really good deal...
how bout i give you the finger - < >
and you let me make my phone call...
darth siddius - to yoda -- my little green friend....
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