Kirktv Episode Copy SEanson three - Show #6 Enlightenment

kirk tv - season three show six

high and ready to fly -- here we go --

>>>what is enlightenment???

every monday 11-30pm ch 57 

iam kirk tv and i love u --

row row row ur boat ---

giving you the strentgh 

giving you the power

and 

giving you the permission to do what you want to do --

let go of ur psychic bondage -- shakti 

in my pjs tonight - daniel in la --

how do you like my new haircut ? ala taxi driver -- 

best Deniro - you talkin to me ???

hecklers list: i know u are but what am i?

hey man -- iam in my 40s and i still have a good ass so who cares what u think ??

what is the best selling candy bar of all time ??

tower records going out of business -- 

announcing a special kirk tv contest: 

the jesus look a like contest -- jesus annouces the contest --

for christmas -

ps - you get bonus points if u look like jesus and ur name is also jesus -- 

iamjesusyourlord@gmail.com

horatio -- csi miami -- not boring - ok his signature line - if you did and i find out about it ill get you --

the iam really bored by all the insanity in the world show --

wash DC pages -- wow nobdoy could have figured out that one -- duh -

carry your own lube...

i watch the news -- ok man pain and panic -- for the last 20 years -- 

were all gonna die a horrible death - thnkxx for the message thats great --

oh a politician got caught lying and stole all the money - wow -- !!

oh the catholic church and priests were fucking the altar boys -- oh wow -- 

like nobody knew -- 

oh theres chemicals in the food so it can sit on the shelf for 20 years and never go bad -- oh wow -- 

major us company accused of fixing prices -- oh woww - had no idea that was happening --

katrina -- the levies broke because some politicians stole the money -- mishandling of funds -- wow -- unbelievable news folks --

read my lips i did not have sexual relations  with that woman  --

oh  wow -- you mean all the soap opera male lead stars --- are--- gay ??

OMG -- revelation upon  revelation tonight folks --

by the way the enrons ceo got sentenced today and of course he said he was innocent -

i was so bored then i went on to MY SPACE --- 

i cleaned  the bathroom i was so bored -- 

depressed ? iam not depressed iam bored -- theres a dif - 

thats whhy i was on vicidin for three months - vicadin is like anti boredom pills --

i was bored since i was 12 -- and iam 40 now -- 

i actually got sober because i was so bored by being  drunk all the time -- 

so now 

iam thinking of becoming  a right wing christian evalgelical preacher --

and like steal all the money from old ladies on welfare that cant afford dog food to eat at night --

so just rememebr folks theres only 75 more shopping days until christmas

so get out there and start racking up that credit card debt--- to prove to ur next door neightboor that you really do have more shit than them....

and dont forget the world is going to hell in a hand basket -- and were all gonna end up in hell....

>>>>>>>now having said all that -- 

what is spiritual evolvement ?

and what is enlightenment?

in my opinion if ur seeking enlightenment then really ur all ready enlightened - 

the more advanced you become and detatch from the material world the more you get a glimpse of eternity -- and the timelessness of the cosmos -- 

what comes to you is simplicity -- pure present simplicity -

nothing more -- theres nothing lofty or complicated about being a master - 

you basically have to be restored to innocence and joy -

after that life is an experience without judgements - 

theres nothing to do or be - or become - 

theres no where to go - and there is no answer -- 

so there you have it -- 

this is kirk tv -- your tv shaman --

saying good night and good luck --

kirktv@gmail.com