kirktv episode copy season three show 22

>>>people are always asking --

me if i know tyler durden...

yeah bro -- I'll be in here doing push-ups and watching Fight club...

season three show 22

the beginning  is the end and the end -- ladies and gentleman ---

is the beggining -- the end ??

its gonna be tight tonight-- why ?

cuz thats the way you like me -- yes!

i wrote the show backwards tonight!!!

tonight -- mr sharkey

why you shouldnt commit suicide tonight -- 

sigmond frued makes an appearance fresh from rehab...

why its important to have multiple personalties - 

why so youll have someone to blame -- when you wake up --the --next day...

mr sock moneky is on vacation...

the kirk tv jesus -- is on vacation and the kirktv cougar..

is nowhere to be found..and of course the homphobic senator/ preacher is in meth rehab...and spending all the embezzled cash...in the bahamas

with his boyfriend...

so its just me and you and mr. sharkey tonight -- 

this is kirk tv here:

reminding you - that were a spiritual community of love light and peace and yeah fun too and even mr sharkey--

every monday ch 57 --11-30pm -- and online -- 2 myspace/seanbatman9

or e-- me

e me bros -- @ kirktv@gmail or hit me up at my space and say hey !! seanbateman9

>>>>>

kirktv is for loners and losers and stoners and users...but no abusers! -- its for 12 steppers -- 

the day trippers -- the night crawlers and for the mystics and shamen --

I'am on my space @...

or e me @ kirktv@gmail.com

>>>>yeah its like shaman Tv -- for all u witches like harry potter and even dumbledor -- and ron weasley  !

and dont forget hermi-nee

its for batman and robin and bert and ernie -- and all the healers and lovers and poets and children of the corn....

We are the world ?

5-8 million watching world wide bros....

kirk tv -- 

its even for you!!!

so listen to me--

 get a pen and paper and write it down and tape it to your tv set....and watch kirk tv every monday -- night -- for love and healing and  even for shark-ty! omg! i mean shakti!

>>>>>here it comes...

and dont ever say that nobody loves you why???

cuz iam kirk tv and i love you !!

psychooo-therapee

psycho-therapy?

two halves -- one whole...?

the first rule of fight club..no body talks about fight club....

the dirty clothes and the dirty house...i admit it -- i like a dirty house -- iam sick of guilting myself -- about my unclean apartment and tonight i had a breakthrough -- i was like hey man - everyone listen up...i like the apartment dirty so get used to it...

split personality -- who cares just live with it and save yourself 600 dollars a month...i feel better allready...

thats all the time we have today -- well have to talk about it next week...

here just look at these ink blots....

right -- great cheers luv thats 250 dollars...

why you shouldnt commit suicide and why is everyone in a dark corner right now-- and 

>>>>>>>>>

the bees...are all leaving and not coming back...

were in big trouble...

ny times article last week..

goodbye cruel world...

ive had to tell two people this week 

look man you dont commit suicide -- 

why kirk tv -- ?? 

why dont u ??

tell us -- 

well then yes you will escape temporarlily from like all the credit card debt or whatever but your going to kill your body and the problem is not in ur body its in ur mind -- and

 my friends you cant kill ur mind 

so leave your body alone allready -- 

it never did anything mean to you - its loves you -- i promise -- 

stop killing yourself -- and  btw greed is killing us all right so kill your televsion after you watch my show though and unplug -- from the toxic media-- and promise me that for another week u wont hurt yourself...

who write this stuff ?

ok i realized that the personality that writes the show is not the one that has to do the sho and its not fair .... 

angel or devil -- angel or devil???

prozac -- viagra---cocaine -- caffienne-- prozac -- viagra -- cocaine --- caffiene...nicotoen...

aspertame-- its all gonna give u cancer -- 

hey its all the same....right ??

enter jesus...

kirk tv -- maybe you just didnt pray hard enough...

now gimme some money...

oh no i think its the fake punishing god jesus-- help me !!

the power of christ compels -- you!

help!

its an excorcism ladies and gentleman right here on kirk tv-- 

what a world what a world -- when al ur beuty has destroyed my wickness....

iam melting...

ok -- lets move on shall we...

and now a word about 

sigmund frued - 

are you:

anal rententive or anal expusive -- "id" got u down -- ego out of control -- relax man -- 

take some cocaine -- i was a coke addict actually just like hitler...

what you think you guys invented 

meth amphetimins...? sorry as old as time itself...

thats right bros -- i was high on coke from sun up till sun down...

ok man got to go iam late for ah--

therapy...

iam sorry thats all the time we have for you today -- !! well have to talk about it next week byeee!!

that'll be one hundred and fifty dollars....

frued was a coke addict -- concepts of mental health - ??

animal --man -- religion

can i just get it delivered ??

is there a short form ?

brian watson walked away from his apartment - right ?

open the sky and fly - my bros and female dudes --!!

chaos -- chaos everywhere -- and whens theres chaos everywhere...

become the calm...

fire fire everywhere when theres nothing lfet to burn -- then well - you have to set yourself on fire -- 

this is kirk tv here...

the ((totally naked --))(harry potter show --)

this is-->>>>>>>>>>>> 

kirk tv 

season three - show 22...

good evening ladies and gentlemen surround yourself with angels -- this is kirk----tv!

just remember the only enemy lies within !!

sex is not the enemy 

a person being diff is not the enemy -- there is no enemy -- only friends here at kirk tv and strangers are just friends that we  havent met yet -- 

ah i think -- tell me what you think -- 

call me 

is that true ? 

kirk tv news room --

they are doing a study at yale university that 99 percent of all rascist and homophobic people have smaller brains than the rest of us ??

acordding to 

"Yale Quarterly" magaizne..

and  they actually lack the intelligence to know that god is not a pocession of theirs to dole out or keep to themselves -- 

let me know what you think --

right wing christian-haters--

 -- yep iam ur devil -- why because i know god belongs to everyone -- and so does love -- 

not just a few white people in the bible belt -- duh duh --

who are really con artists and liars and pedophiles...

and ah did i say meth addicts --

it makes sense right ?

harry potter naked ??

you whats up with that??

harry potter website is awesome -- 

what is the ""secret??""

shout outs to:

myspace profile quote of the week -- 

"see ya in the pit.."

by LMAO..

mid-night  whisperer...yes!

paul from the bbq in times square...

stevie o uncle stevie 

 -- in the wilder-zone - 

mr dalton.....in california and assorted others....

free love ?? can you handle it -- ??

people --  wanna steal ur love -- and they wanna breake ur heart 

but tru deep love ?-- cuz they will punish u for it all ur days..

ok why ?

 heres a question:

kindess -- yeah theres something wrong with you if you are just kind to people they think ur weak or something -- they dont want love - they say they want love but really they want abuse --!

are we having fun yet??

does this come in a short form?? bro 

WTF?

>>>>>>>>friends taking a dump while talking to you on their cell phones...ok people if u dont know it...

>>>>>>what ever happened to hootie and the blo-fish ??

debra winger?

teresa russel -- gone ?

karen black where r u ?

ok man i have a question that i want to ask my viewers and i want you to call me b/c iam stumped on this one:

ok--can some body tell me -- 

just b/c u have sex with a man does that mean ur gay -- ? or does that mean ur just a homo right??

can u be a homo but not really gay ??

can u be gay without being a homo ?? NO-- i dont think so..its confusing man, but as they say -- 

"your only gay if u kiss..."

prozac-- valium-ambien...

viagra-viagra-viagra-cialiis...yeah give mommy a kiss....go get-

 mommy's juice honey...

prozac -- valium - ambien...

levitra - levitra - levitra go?

alchemy and the story of nicoles flamel...

if u could achieve immortality what would u do with it ??

why is everyone trapped -- 

?

mr sharkey -- another one bites the dust...

iam sick of u humans !

i hate you and hate u all -- stupid humans...

i cant get no mackel - no dolphins 

the tuna all has mercury poisoning...

the whales are gone -- no body to talk to -- i was passing out flyers at starbukks the other day -- 

((kirktv)) wait a minute you guys have starbukks underwater??

yeah man its like a plankton bar -- ah its run by the starfish -- those--  bastards...

making all those sand dollars...anyway -- yeah iam trying to get everyone to boycott the humans --!!

the lobsters and well everyone -- let me tell you boy do the lobsters ---

hate humans!!

(kirk tv) -- yeah ah i guess i can see why they would...

well mr sharkey, ah, were running live on the air -- and -- ah -- well have to wrap this up soon...

Sharkey -- it figures...i swam a long way to be here tonight -- ok iam going...but i jus wanna say...:

do u hear me -- ur losers all of you and 

I'll be glad ur your extinct -- and it will be ur own fault too and then the rest of us fishes and animals can live on the planet in peace -- 

ur goona ruin the planet -- It's out home too ya know --  and for what a stupid hummer because ur penis is too small -- !!

iam sick of it do u hear me -- down with humans -- down with humans...

your all idiots -- man!

ur fools -- taken the beautiful earth and ocean and u think its just your toilet...

how'd u like me to come and dump some dead fish heads in your bed or some medical waste -- ? or  seeweed or some oil -- 

 in ur house ??

get a clue -- humans are losers!!

bite the humans !

i tell all my fish friends -- if you see a human bite their legs off and their arms -- 

humans -- they kill for fun and profit -- there devils do u hear me there awful....

good bye studpid humans!!

ah--losers!!

sharkey has left the beach!

wrapping it up...

kirk tv thanks for watching for love - light and peace...