kirkblog "What is a shaman?" by kirktv season three show 149 april 09

kirktv

season three show 

149

april 2009

surround yourself with angels...

why 

because its mystical and magical 

meditation 

manic 

magic 

monday nights here with 

your techno-avatar

porn star - 

porn star ?

guru of shakti!

love 

\channeling new age wisdom

from the fifth dimension 

in this time of transition...

the dawning of the age of yes 

aquairius..

so with that in mind..

i will now open the gates of heaven and say hey !!

everyone is totally welcome!!

the gates of heaven are now open...

shakti!!

panaramic breathing...

good evening nyc 

manhattan

america

the world 

the universe and beyond...

shakti!!

tonight -- 

magic men 

medicine women

what exactly is a shaman ?

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there goes the kirktv cougar....

what exactly is a shaman ??

I have been able to change the weather immediatley or sometimes in a few days..

yes I like fog...

anyone ??

shaman is training

doctor of the soul...

tells stories..

and heals the tribe..

global psychic soul medcine...

this is what I try to do on the kirktv show - 

administer "Pyschic Medicine..."

comments...

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shaman schools...

shamanlinks.com

the kirktv

ufo minute

"dark skies"

btw 

google 1952

ufos over the whitehouse and washtigton...

totally true..

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three words to get you on  the fast track to prosperity and manifesting your ultimate life...

write these down 

scarcity

survival

seperation 

these are my focus - point words...

the opposite of scarcity is abundance...

the opposite of survival energy 

is to actualize or thrive

and the opposite of seperation - dis-connection is to be re-connected...

connected to the divine source of life and health and 

truth ?

no one really knows what that is...

its like love...

do anyone really know what time it is...

get even 

get out of debt..

credit card bills got you down 

??

just say no to credit cards..

become worthy 

not worthless..

get out of debt and get even...!!

some people have alot of money and they're totally worthless...and some people have no money and they are totally vaulable...

think about it...

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the dachshund hound cult...

the definition of co-dependancy

when your partners there you cant stand them...

and when there gone you miss them...

like my dog...

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what r u worth vrs how much money you have...

change your ideas..

because alot of people who have money are totaly worthless..

yes or no ??

*****

corporate food is designed to make money - and get you addicted to it..

it is not designed to make you healthy...

Get even !!

hey man wanna get ever with "parasitic" baning and credit card companies..??

pay off your credit cards..

everytime Iam in a store and my mind is going I want this - I need this...replace that voice with 

I need to pay off my credit cards...

I want and intend to stop incurring "debt"

mantra of the week...

"All dis-ease disappears..."

why i dont know what to eat...

breakfast...

sugar..

i didnt want to eat eggs...

my doctor gives me the chlorlesteral 

a man ur age..

blah blahblah..

and besides 

i eat eggs and iam thinking these are dead chickens..

they could of had a life - running around in the sun...chirping and pecking things..butno becuse i ate them now theyll never have any fun...

or know what its like to have the sun on there face - i mean beaks  - whatever...

i ate the eggs and always felt guilty 

this caused me to chain smoke

and drink coffee all day..

then i tried yoghurt 

i ate yoghurt  for like ten years...for breakfast

now iam allergic to it..

so theres the story...

yesterday it was 90 degrees in manhattan...

fights were breaking out like it was late july ?

global warning

I mean Global warming...?

the 999cents store

"whisper-quiet fans..."

"your shit's is No good...!"

please madame please...

i was like madame 

madame ??

maybe madame of the crack hos...

I stood back and was like if it comes down to it

my moneys on crack ho...

please madame please...

she grabs the crock pot as there calling the cocks...

the cops 

the cops and the crock pot 

slips out of her hands and falls on the floor and cracks...

:)

priceless...only in nyc...

its good to see theres still some nyc in nyc...

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while iam on the subject..

in the next few weeks were planning some fun shows:

like the ever requested - how to find out if your gay - the gay show...

hay hay ho are you a big moe ??

well tune in in a few weeks to find out just how high your "gay factor" truly is...

and 

were also planning a show called:

"Hey man its only fear...

where were gonna take some calls and ask you! the viewer:

what are you afriad of...?

and if your like me its a long long list...bros..

lets move on!!

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kirktv is broadcast 25 hours a day..

on facebook - youtube - aol - myspace vids - daily motion and blip.tv...

so if you just cant get enough...

now you know where to go...

shakti!!

give yourself ten minutes a day to feel good...

gay aliens ??

theufochronicles.com

anal probes

ufos over washington....

1952

the 3 light rule...

val pak 

a total and complete waste of resources..

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coconut water ??

wtf??

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why the world is in debt...

all they hav to do is just not steal the money for a year...

and while Iam on the subject...

how much does it cost to keep someone in jail who is serving a ten year sentence for smoking a doobie..

one doobie...??

well just remember that marajuana is free...as opposed to say Prozac which bills out at 200.00$$ a month...

not to mention that you have to pay a shrink 200 dollars and hour to prescribe it...

Id like to see the shrink that says...

"look man -your Mom is insane and shell most likely never get sober either...

so 

just go home - smoke a doob...

and veg in front of the cable..."

because really thats what the shrink does at the end of the day...

talk about a chemical lobotomy...

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in 2004 the budget for the DEA was 1.6 billion dollars 

so Id say in 09 its now more like say:

2.5 billion...to do what ?

catch people getting stoned ??

and they never end up catching them anyway...