kirktv episode copy for show 374

kirktv
season five
show 374


starbuks claryvoynat


((the truth is nowhere to be found))

welcome ot the church of the poisoned mind

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eat pray love

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"the truth is rarely pure and never simple…"
Oscar Wilde

the truth is more important than the facts
frank lloyd wright

truth is stranger than fiction
mark twain

and then of course
what doesn't kill you
- makes you stranger
heath ledger's
the joker





Acceleration
clarity
endurance


spirituality and creativity



we are
strong and we are
fragile

welcome to planet earth
the greed machine never sleeps
and the media

((((mind rape)))))
continues


>>>


we are strong and we are fragile


wallstreet 2
harry potter
Facebook the movie
??
burlesque
augulierra/cher
this generations flashdance


this is kirktv
i might be EZ but aim not sleazy

>



eat pray love
sucks
is everyone on crack ??


is this the true harbinger of the end of the world ??

theres even a Facebook support group - called:
eat pray love sucks
!!





based on the bestselling book 2 years on the times
best seller list

by Liz Gilbert

in the film:

julia roberts plays
a spoiled rich -
clueless and
kind of
douchey

travel

writer in search of the "spiritual awakening"

the film is

painful
like
torture

the Julia Robert's character

she's got a hottie for a husband
a house full of all the right
shit
she has

a successful writing career

she goes to upper east side

cocktail parties


and she can do is complain complain complain
and cry
and whine that she's miserable!!


she has everything
she's conceited at the least and self-obsessed at the worst


at night we see her crying alone in the dark
while her faithful - handsome husband billy crudup
pours love and devotion
onto her


No!
I should have asked for my money back right there…


she wants a spiritual awakening

too bad!!

(who cares)



theres children starving in zimbawie
in newark
in harlem
in beverly hills

even


yeah
why didn't she go to some third world country
and feed the worlds starving children
volunteer her time
give her money to charity

or

go to blockbuster
and rent a copy of "Precious" the dvd

so she could figure out a real problem is….
precious
(is)
a poor black
underpriveldged

ghetto child with no education

she weighs 300 pounds
she has

monique for a mother

now theres a few problems




heres a suggestion
why don't liz gilbert

and precious

trade places for six months
???


now theres a film Id like to see



no!!

she leaves her husband

hooks up with younger man

james franco
the total hottie

the spiritual awakening should of been her realizing how lucky she was to be riding james francs wiener

the spiritual awakening could have been her being able to roll over and touch

james franco's (hot) man
ass…
or
sleep next to him

no
she goes downstairs and starts crying again





No

actually the movie would have been a lot better if james franco and her smoked a big fat bong hit and then he fisted her right on camera
and told her what a spoiled - irritating
whiny
bitch
she was
and then

slapped her on camera
!!
(the audience would have gone wild)


but no james gives her unconditional love



after all that
still

this white skank

has to take a year off

((in this economy)??
I'am lke WTF>?

when no one has a job
u have to take a year off
??

I'am like yelling at the screen

"You don't have a soul….!!"


but anyway

lets move on with the story


she goes to Italy where she eats in upscale
restaurants
eats

50 dollar plates of pasta
!!


f**k her!



maybe the spiritual awakening was to just sit down
and count
her
blessings

go to a 12 step program

get a therapist

move to malibu
and drop acid


anything but whine!!





the rest of the movie is her eating - pasta
ordering esspressos...
learning to speak Italian in italy

scrubbing a floor in some third world country

she pets an elephant
she meditates
then
she bangs
javier barden
in the blue lagoons of tropical paradise

and in an apartment on the beach in bali


but after 2 long hours of this
she's

still not happy


she eats
she prays

but i ask you does she really love??



its awful!!!

kirktv two thumbs down!!!
the film lead should have been played by lyndsy lohan
IMO
called: snort coke
drink
have lesbian affairs
and get to rehab!!




eat pray love is extremely totally just not very good
in fact

guess what it sucks!!
and not in a good way!!
I want my money back




it did make me hungry
i almost walked out and went home and made some spaghetti!
f**k julia roberts
f**k all the spoiled rich bitches in nyc

and f**k a world that would create such boring vapid

un-enlightened

drivel!
the spiritual awakening is not paying 13 bucks to see this film in theaters


amen shakti!!

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