kirkTv episode copy 380 "Scary Clowns"
Scary clownskirktv
season 5
show 38o
killer scary clowns from outer space
scary clowns
human love
haunted house
you are your own haunted house
ghosts
fear and halloween is good for you
whats in the dark ??
halloween should not be just one night
it should be season
the entire month !!
more scariness!!!
YouTube - evil clowns
best horror movies .com
slasher
ghost
psychotic
Zombie
or creature
vampire
werewolf
Alien
demon
spirit
coming to theaters
my soul to take
saw 3D
low budget horror is the best
chucky
nightmare - Elm
halloween
michael myers
IT
pennywise
scary movie
friday the 13th
jason vorhees
carnival of souls
evil dead
blair witch
jaws
saw one
killer klowns
psycho
exorcist
joy ride
scream
alien
mothman
suspira
audition
the birds
wicker man
night of the living dead
late night on chiller channel
2am
show 380
watching the news and looking out your window
if you watch the news you'd never go outside…
storms floods
lightning
snow blizzards
the illusion of security
Wall street 2
the commodity is time…
relationships and technology
12 step program
a meeting that stresses only face to face contact with your lover...
rally to restore sanity
how to survive halloween and horror films
waking up/going to sleep
energy - what energizes you ?
certain people drain you -- ??
psychic medicine
upgrade - streamline your consciousness
conflict creates frustration
sex
money
relationships
food
half the plane is dying of obesity
the other half is dying of starvation…
billionaires and then you have people that cant afford to buy water…
whats going on ??
imbalance - and balance
mind
body spirit
tell McDonald's that you want the company to go : "Organic…"
pay attention to the products you buy
ask the company what they are doing to restore the planet to sanity
no planet
no clean water
then it s game over --
whats in the water ??
whats in the food ??
whats in your mind ??
whats in your spirit ?
guggenhiem short list on youtube
from a youtube info list:
"Your beliefs are an agreement about Reality…so you create your version of the world…"
YouTube - freeyourmind4evr's Channel
this will set you free...
***
1. Don’t have sex.
• Seriously
• Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
• I don’t care how good he says his weed is
• he is cuckoo bananas
• and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
• There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
• “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
• If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
• Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
• Someone will always be barefoot
• Or in heels
• Or just plain clumsy
• And will sprain their ankles
• And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
• Don’t walk around looking for people
• House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
• Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
• Hell, maybe even then.
• I mean.
8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
• The killer is there.
• Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
• The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
• Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
• They are creepy enough without you dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.
• At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
• It is obviously your wisest choice.
• SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
• Move very very far away
• Because there’s blood on your walls.
• Blood.
• Your
• Walls
• Are
• Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
• Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
• If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
• But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
• If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
• Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
• Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.
• It is the killer.
• ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
• Killer’s are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
• ONLY APPLIES IF:
• It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
• The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
• Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
season 5
show 38o
killer scary clowns from outer space
scary clowns
human love
haunted house
you are your own haunted house
ghosts
fear and halloween is good for you
whats in the dark ??
halloween should not be just one night
it should be season
the entire month !!
more scariness!!!
YouTube - evil clowns
best horror movies .com
slasher
ghost
psychotic
Zombie
or creature
vampire
werewolf
Alien
demon
spirit
coming to theaters
my soul to take
saw 3D
low budget horror is the best
chucky
nightmare - Elm
halloween
michael myers
IT
pennywise
scary movie
friday the 13th
jason vorhees
carnival of souls
evil dead
blair witch
jaws
saw one
killer klowns
psycho
exorcist
joy ride
scream
alien
mothman
suspira
audition
the birds
wicker man
night of the living dead
late night on chiller channel
2am
show 380
watching the news and looking out your window
if you watch the news you'd never go outside…
storms floods
lightning
snow blizzards
the illusion of security
Wall street 2
the commodity is time…
relationships and technology
12 step program
a meeting that stresses only face to face contact with your lover...
rally to restore sanity
how to survive halloween and horror films
waking up/going to sleep
energy - what energizes you ?
certain people drain you -- ??
psychic medicine
upgrade - streamline your consciousness
conflict creates frustration
sex
money
relationships
food
half the plane is dying of obesity
the other half is dying of starvation…
billionaires and then you have people that cant afford to buy water…
whats going on ??
imbalance - and balance
mind
body spirit
tell McDonald's that you want the company to go : "Organic…"
pay attention to the products you buy
ask the company what they are doing to restore the planet to sanity
no planet
no clean water
then it s game over --
whats in the water ??
whats in the food ??
whats in your mind ??
whats in your spirit ?
guggenhiem short list on youtube
from a youtube info list:
"Your beliefs are an agreement about Reality…so you create your version of the world…"
YouTube - freeyourmind4evr's Channel
this will set you free...
***
1. Don’t have sex.
• Seriously
• Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
• I don’t care how good he says his weed is
• he is cuckoo bananas
• and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
• There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
• “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
• If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
• Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
• Someone will always be barefoot
• Or in heels
• Or just plain clumsy
• And will sprain their ankles
• And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
• Don’t walk around looking for people
• House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
• Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
• Hell, maybe even then.
• I mean.
8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
• The killer is there.
• Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
• The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
• Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
• They are creepy enough without you dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.
• At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
• It is obviously your wisest choice.
• SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
• Move very very far away
• Because there’s blood on your walls.
• Blood.
• Your
• Walls
• Are
• Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
• Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
• If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
• But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
• If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
• Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
• Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.
• It is the killer.
• ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
• Killer’s are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
• ONLY APPLIES IF:
• It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
• The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
• Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
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