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kirk tv - season three show number 16

hey everybody its kirk tv -- and its that time again -- thnkxx for tuning in !!

wishng you >>>that the higher powers divine plan manifests for you this week and every week -- amen!

a new year and a fresh start right -- ??

remember to get organizedand throw away all the stuff your not using anymore --- or just give it away and make room the new abundance that coming to you in every form....

god wants you to be successful and even have alot of money...

i promise -- iam kirk tv and i know these things....>>>>>>>>

sponge bob boxers -- call me if u want me show u - 

rough trade t-shirt ?? anyone ?

(new years resolutions) don't  quit anything cold turkey -- 

phasing in -- phasing out -- green tea vrs coffee

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>season three show 16

this is the -- 

the totally under rated show --

who and what is totally under rated -- 

nyc shout outs to : chrsitain in LA watching online --and 

alex and anthony who got a bad rap on new years eve...

anthony -- you hav a good heart bro 

i can see it >>>>

why because kirk tv sees everything man -- 

kirk tv is here for you!! tonight and every monday night -->>>>>>>>>>>

all 8 million of you !!

thats right -- 

every monday night @ 11-30pm manhttan cable ch 57 or online 

dvr me and the whole series for fun - education -- excitement and the kirk tv family -- who loves you no matter what --

for more details why not chk out the kirk tv my space page -- 

you can find it by google searching under:

absloutecaviar - or //my space/seanbateman9

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laurence the kirk tv inner child reminds kirk to give the shakti --

((kirk gives the shakti))

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hey ! whoose this ??

>>>>>>>>>the rascist - homophobic senator comes for a visit...

followed by one of his pages...

supplies closet

speedo 

vasoline  

crystal meth -- 

senator can i ask u a question...???

how come you hired me as your page when there were like 400 college straight A harvard graduates who applied for the job also...?

if it wasnt for u id still be working at block buster video -- remember that senator the day you asked for bare-back mountain -- i mean broke back mountain and then said i was very talented -- ??

iam sure lucky i barely made it past the eigth grade...

are we still gonna play the special game - bend over and think of christmas?

rush limbaugh called from detox and says he wants to talk to you --about getting some more Valium...

senator>>> jerry fallwell's on line four...

he wants to discuss - 

 about how sponge bob and twinky winky....are ah -- gay...and corrupting the minds of america...

senator heres those checks-- i forgot to deposit them -- yesterday -

into the secret account -- what did you call them corporate kick-backs...??

iam having trouble writing that speech u told me to write about how gays shouldnt be allowed to marry and all.. and how abortion should be illegal...

and  how america is being corrupted by the gay lifestyle -- >>>>>>

hey senator your wifes on the phone...

shes in jamaica with the pool boy again....

the kirk tv sock money flies by -->>>>

the senator: hey kirk tv did u see that monkee?

just fly by ? like in a box or something???

ok man well this place is weird -- hey billie -- lets go get a starbukks -- 

wheres the limo?? cmon lets go -- 

well ok -- what color speedo did u say you want me to wear under my pants -- ??? again.....

the senator has a spiritual experience and comes out of the closet....

ahhh must have been the shakti ---->>>>>

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hey everybody its the kirk tv jesus --

the real one -- not the fake one that the right wing christians made up so they can get all themoney 

hey jesus --!!!

jesus-->>> kirk you know i love ur tv show so much i was wondering if i could introduce the word of the day???

>>>>sure jesus -- hey dont you wanna forgive all the sinns first>?

jesus -- oh yeah -- ok i forgive all the sinns and well i guess even the reascist homophobic senators but i think hes working for my brother and doeant really care anyway....but heres goes -- all the sinns are forgiven...

and btw the word of the day is ZEN!!

ok bye!

bye jesus - see ya in heaven...

not the over hyped and worn thin but the under appreciated 

angelina jolie

giovanni ribisi

josh hartnett

alexxis arquette

gina gershon

jefferey bear keyes

alanis 

subway poetry--

aimee mann

KIRK TV  SEASON THREE -- SHOW 19

good evening manhattan...

ur own perswonal 40 year old virgin...

its kirk tv!!

good evening ladies and gentlemen...

this is kirk tv -- for all u witches and shamen and shamen queens -- and warlocks and goth babies and pros and cons and huslters and freaks and the strange and the weird -- nobody loves u and nobody want you ??

well we want youy to be in the kirk tv family!!!

and  just rmember  that you: are the one that owns  ur mind and body and spirit -- 

reclaiming ur sense of ur body and life and power - 

the kirk tv prayer minute:your own personal jesus::

jesus walks in: hey man -- 

((kirk interviews jesus...))

and wheres mr sock monkey ??

nobody knows ??

vacation -- licking his fur - ah his wounds from his break up??

ok then me and jesus are dissolving ur pain 

fear 

doubts and dis-ease -- here and now and forever!!

shakti...

hey >>>you cant judge a book by its cover -- and thats the theme of the show tonight -- quotes to live by and quotes to die for...>>whats ur dammage heather -- may the force be with you -- luke >>>>>I'am ur father...

your own private idaho -- show....quotes to live by:

break on through to the other side...jim morrison...

the price of freedom is never free...???

cyber slaves....

just remember:

closets are for trophies bro...and valium...and your preist lover...rght ???

quotes: I'd rather be hated for what iam that to be loved for what iam not...

new tat and winning money at the superbowl!!

heres the cash !!

just remember people: many cant buy you love: but it can buy cocaine...and prostitutes...

money cant buy me love but it cn buy me you -- dean johnson of dean and the weenies...

>>> thats as funny as -- clean-dirt 

from mom in newport !!!!

super-bowl madness bros -- did u guys see k-fed??

word iam vip -- word iam vip !!

yeah but i heard k-feds got a big one...now didnt you have britny spears fogured for a big size queen -- is that true -- ?/

>>>>>>>>is brittny spears is really a man -- 

you think a straight woman can dance likme that ??

this is kirk tv!!

every mondayy night @ 11-30pm ch 57 or online all over the world -- and the universe -- like this is the favorite tv of the aliens -- so when you get abducted and get the alien probe ladies and gentlemen..so u watch kirk tv.....! awesome !!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ink blot tests are BS! sean's blog @ my space -- seanbateman9 

friend me !!

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soylent green is people!!!

>>>>luke iam your father -- 

young anakinn>>sit back and relax -- this is kirk tv 

room for one more --honey!!

>>>>>>>You cant handle the truth>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>ok man - call me with ur favorites like:

whats ur dammage heather???

>>>you had me at hello...u had me at hell--NO!

you cant have ur cake and eat it too -- WTF?>>>>>

>>>>>who was the first person to say that??

>>>>>the brave may not live forever -- but the caustious may not live at all....

quotes: the most powerful thing is the human soul on fire...

ok see ya next weel batamn!!

same bat time and same bat channel dvr me and then entire series for fun laughs and spiritual enlightenment -- shakti!!!