kirktv Blog Episode Copy Seanson three Show 10
kirk TV season three -- show 10
third year of bringing you an alternative insight and spirituality --
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the socks under the bed and the gremlins tried to eat the socks but probably didnt like them
i believe in gremlins - i mean there around - i mean who else pulled my socks under the bed ? so i put on the soxs and i see like a little bite mark -
ok the gremlins ARE REAL --- jut in case you didnt know that --
ok a word about being judemental --
ok u dont ever hav to be judgmental again --
all u hav to say is: I'am just glad i didn't do it -
I WORK NIGHTS -- ok man THIS A LONG STORY WHICH means were probably NOT GOING TO GET TO THE oatmeal story again this week but i this is more important -- rumours of the buildingbeing sold and there doing work and its loud - so iam telling myself like ok calm down they wouldnt be doing the work if they didn't have to -- like dont take it personally so what i did every morning at 10am - i work nights
btw - so i get some coffee and smoke a few cigs -
and then i think i can play the music as loud as i want -
ehehheee so i like crank up all ths really bad kinda gay disco shake ur groove thing - whatever and iam like whoose gonna complain ?
go ahead i dare ya - ive got a jackhammer above me four hours a day right ?
ok man it was me and then chinese -- do you think its rascist to call it chinese food?
ooookkabyby --
its confusing -- so it was just me and the gungpow chicken and a couple of spank one off videos ok"?
that i rented and the video store i was looking for well i jus thought i would >>>and the guy like hey frank >> i cant find hung hotel man!
look i dont know how that got in there man i thought that said ah sound of music - i dont have my glasses on -
there like "were gay" and we hav all these secrets that str8t people dont know about --
i mean isnt like there someone out there thats like kinda wants to know the gay secrets -- ? ok theres like guy secrets and theres like girl secrets -- right ?
chick talking about chick things -
so there was these four gay guys and there all like "were gay -- were gayer than you !"
givng me the gay shade -
so i just looked at them and i go well ah -- i got the wang of someyunguy and ah it comes with cream too - special just for me -- and there all like oh my god -- yeah u cant hav any -- iam going home right now --
all the gay secrets - huh -
so iam like ya know if they wont tell me ill just go like rent a gay movie -- or something -- and find out the gay secrets -- ok man iam not afraid !
i really though that said sound of music --
it mean it doesnt really mean your gay if u just watched it on video right - i mean like if a gay person watches straight porn it doesn't make them straight right ?
ok three guys from the dvd store and four guys from the chinese take out followed me home and there all like hey you gonna watch that alone ??
you want some company ?
Iam not no i'am good --
iam like trying to get in the door -- i 'am like okbyby
and i think i got a side of the wang of sumyungguy -- one time i went to chinese food with friend wamsee and wamsee ordered genral sows chicken --- and it wasnt on the menu -- so one time ias like pointing to stuf that wasnt in english and i am like what is that -- ?>>u like some young guy ?
Im like ah is it cream based or what --
and hes just like someyounguy someyungguy
wang of someyoungguy - it was delicious -- ti as some kinda of beef i dunno
if youve never had the wang of some young guy its really good - its delicious i think they only have it in hellz kitchen but you can ask for it --
its like well it pretty hot and this special sauce -- i mena iam always asking them what in it but they wont tell me -- anyway so i get in my building and i run into the super --- hes screaming - ok a cuple of days ago the pounding stopped so iam like oh i guess they were done -- it turns out somebody in the building called some city agency b/c of the noise -- iam like right the fuck on>>> on the inside but on the outside iam all like oh -- really ?
i ust said look i go the wangof sum young guy here so ah i gotta get up stairs man -- okkkbyby
american beauty -- the weather
the plastic bags was swirling around iam almost crying --
surround yourself with an uncountable amount of angels --
google freeze ? no phone number ?WTF??
kirk tv -- the oatmeal story --
sned out love to the person that needs it the most --
love is powerful - it causes upheavals -- and emotional healings...
fake-o Tv prechers -- this holiday season -- heres a question - when u see those fake o tv prechers -- pat robertson or rush limbaugh or - do they ever say you should just love the people around you ? no they dont man...
do they ever say the real spirit of the season is love - or forgive everyone and go forward...and give love to all the people you know ?
no i have never heard a preacher ever say anything like that ever -- so theres ur proof that there all money grubbing liars fakers...uh oh here comes jesus
oh hi jesus -- whats going on -? did i say something wrong? ah -- no not really all those guys are FAKERS-- they say things i never said at all -- all i said was love everyone and ah that you never have to pay to get into heaven...and i raised a few people from the dead and stuff and turned some water into wine -- yeah everybody liked me after that >>>
i got invited to alot of parties and stuff after that but anyway --
i got mad and turned over a bunch of tables in front of the temple and exposed the all the fakers taking all the money -- ah just like ur doing kirk-tv - so good job -- !!
well thanks jesus glad i could help -
yeah you know they beat me up and everything and well they nailed me to a cross and that really hurt --
ell anyay i gotta go answer all my emails --
jesus you have an e mail address???
ah i sure do kirk -- its I'amjesusyourlord@gmail.com
so if anybody has any questions just ah "e me" as they say ...OHMY GOD!
ah yep thats me -- iam right here --- on kirk tv --
i mean -- ah wow ok
ok jesus anything else?
umm" ok well i guess i'll just forgive everybodies sins while i'am here...
ok everybodies forgiven...the hetero sins and the gay sins...and ah did i forget anybody? no guess not -
ok i have to go ---
i ah - well theres something wrong with the burning bush -- its not working right -- i told my dad id take a look at it -- moses dropped four of the commandments and cant rememeber them -- people are wandering around the desert -- lost -- everythings a mess -- ok well bye...
here wait a minute -- iam gonna heal all the pain in ur heart --
oh jesus - i mean jesus jesus oh jesus ive done so many bad things --
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ok i wont jesus i promise --
wow i dont know what to say --
ok jesus ah - may the lord be with you -- or ah --
| The yin and yang represent all the opposite principles one finds in the universe. Under yang are the principles of maleness, the sun, creation, heat, light, Heaven, dominance, and so on, and under yin are the principles of femaleness, the moon, completion, cold, darkness, material forms, submission, and so on. Each of these opposites produce the other: Heaven creates the ideas of things under yang, the earth produces their material forms under yin, and vice versa; creation occurs under the principle of yang, the completion of the created thing occurs under yin, and vice versa, and so on. This production of yin from yang and yang from yin occurs cyclically and constantly, so that no one principle continually dominates the other or determines the other. All opposites that one experiences—health and sickness, wealth and poverty, power and submission—can be explained in reference to the temporary dominance of one principle over the other. Since no one principle dominates eternally, that means that all conditions are subject to change into their opposites. |
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