kirktv blog - Episode copy Season three Show seven

kirk tv season three show seven

hecklers list - i know u are but what am I??

dude iam getting wood over it ok man ?

ok halloween here at kirk tv 

gimme the tricks -- hehehe- and giv me the treats baby

happy halloween - the veil between this world and the next...is the thinnest

so beware -- every thurs before halloween id ride the subways in ghost make up -- but so you couldnt tell -- in the dark i just looked really pale -- and i wore a long over coat -- that was fun...so if u see a lone ghoul on the subway its probably just kirk tv having some fun -- 

OK MAN - if youve never watched kirk tv heres the deal...

angels love me and demons want me -- went to the other side 

got sent back -- oh well now iam here just having  fun on cable tv -- 

this is ur Tv shaman coming at cha -- every  monday  night -- for fun and love -- kirk tv -- 11-30 pm ch 57 write a note -- tivo me dvr me and lets have ome fun -- 

live call me -- had a near death experience? seeing ghosts ?

call me --- and dont ever say that nobody loves you cuz I'am kirk tv and I love you ---

and remmebr i found god while laying in the gutter - and life on my deathbed --- so its not all about the  white light -- its about puryfying -- slowly getting lighter -- and  burning away that which is unlike love ok and that takes a lifetime or many not three yoga classes so cut yourself a break --the hardest thing you will do here is resist the temptation to destroy yourself....i am kirk tv andd i know what iam talking about 

iam your spiritual cheer leader -- we stand eye to eye --- we are not one  but a mass of conciouness creating  together -- got it ??

on to the next thing --

my poor parents -- when i was seven my momn was all like -- we wanted a white baby -- i said i wanna gonna home -- up there --- i was 7 going on 37

shes like - heres ur kol-aid -- i was like I's like a double latte - the service in this place is terrible ---

killing cockroaches --

buddhist principal of vowing  now to kill a living thing - ok i let then get away three times but after that -- there outta here -- i cant take it man !!

there ya go --

some ghosts for you on film...

question of the week -- 

who said -- "I'an not a whore I'am a dancer..."

name the film -- this is an easy one -

bonus question who says on 

Tv all the time -- <>

>>>>>>>> ill get you -- its so hot the way he says it -- i start doing  push ups--in my house -- 

-a new set of tarot cards this week -- the gothic deck...

 a quick note about: spiritual knowledge : learn what you can -- share what you know --

nobody knows everything -- and if you did you couldnt handle it --

the only thing you need to know is that love is everywhere

addicted to my space ?? can someboy help me ? 

Iam totally friendless on MS people on the street are like --"oh  I'am on my space??"

like i know what that is ? 

in the 80s it was like see ya in soho -- 

I'am like yeah right -- ok my space -- is that kinda like get --  outta my space -- i think your in MY Space -- bro -- 

I need my space ---?

whats the deal ? you get one friend in the beggining -- its lke a practice friend ok ??

iam there all night - i didnt get one friend -- help me --

its kinda like u have no friends so you cant get any friends --

kinda like if your rich they give you everything free -- ever notice that ?

if your poor you pay for everything -- 

whats the deal? free blo job free flowers free booze cuz ur rich -- 

if ur poor its like heres ur room -- see ya -- theres paper towels in the bathroom and call us if you need some toilet paper -- its exxtra...

i dont need three thousand friends -- the friends are like herion -- believe  me - they are the herion of my space --trust me youll see what i mean 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ok heres a thing that puzzles me and baffles me -- wwhy does everything have to have sugar in it ??

ok tonights topic?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>gay dogs in midtown -- 

your on a date -- you go to your dates house in shorts its summer -- heres comes poochie -- basically poopchie going down on you -- almost lick ing your butt hole -- your trying to push poochie away -- you dont wann abe  rude --

lemme finish first and then tell me if I'am right about this or if Iam right --

ok - change of seasons..people out walking their dogs -- big swaeters - leaves on the ground -- right -- well around 6pm in midtown this dog parade starts...all kind of dogs --- after awhile you begin to notice some dogs are totally gay -- gay dogs ok ?

theres this D&G queen with this red sitzuu -- 

boxers - rotties - doobies -- dogs from the bronx -- dogs from park slope -- kinda like lesbian dogs -- 

terriers - pugs...

whats the name of your dog ? 

eurripedess

mongo 

princess

and sparkums...

snuggy poochie -- 

how do people name their dogs ? 

ok you have to ask the dog whats ur name -- like a dog whisperer -- and the dog will tell you -- pay attention and let doggy tell his or her name -- like a pet psychic --- ok man --

hey man Iam not a sparky my name is : jonesy --

dogs talk -- this one dog was like -- oh man help me i got the dumbest human ever -- sits around smoking bowls all day -- wont walk me -- giv me water nothing -- it sucks -- its gon be a hard life for you isnt it ?

so dont think your dogs not gonna tell cuz if they see me they will tell me --ok man ?

next week: food and ur mental health --

and a few weeks upcoming : listening and talking...

you versus your body -- cocaine